The Dear Dead Dr. Atkins

Got this in a spam today...pretty funny. Dumb, dumb spammers.
I can just imagine their reaction "No, we meant you would meet the
*other* Dr. Atkins, you know - Pete...Dr. Pete Atkins."

Sit in Dr. Atkins' office and learn from the world's #1
expert on weight loss and nutritional medicine, one on one. Dr. Atkins
will teach you the secrets he shares with his patients to help them lose
weight and keep it off forever! These techniques are more than just the
basic rules of weight loss, they can also help to reverse many of the
chronic problems so common today.