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The Last Step

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BellBz_button_cancelBell Canada:

“Your submission has been successfully entered. By placing your order via Bell's Internet Centre, no further action is required. A confirmation of all your order details will be sent by return e-mail within one business day.

Your Calling Card phone cards will be invalidated with the disconnection of your service.

If you are currently subscribed to Bell's Customized E-Mail service, and if you wish to interrupt this service, please visit the following web site prior to the disconnection of your service and click on "Unregister".

www.bell.ca/customizedemail

Thank you for visting bell.ca.”

Pretty unsatisfying stuff. Its surprising how easy it was for me to cancel. They didn’t even try to “save” me. That’s usually my favorite part – making my supplier grovel and then leaving anyways.

They could have at least spelled “visiting” correctly.

…and slightly later, I get this…

“Dear valued customer;

Thank you for visiting the Bell Canada web site, and for your order request.  Rest assured that we have received your request. 

There is no need to do anything further once your order is placed. Simply sit back and enjoy the convenience of the web!

A customer service representative will respond to your request within two business days.

The response will outline all the details of your request. 

Your business is appreciated!

Bell Internet Centre”

I can’t wait to experience the convenience of the web while I’m waiting for them to cancel my service. At least they spelled “visiting” right this time…

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