How To Have A Number One The Easy Way

How To Have A Number One The Easy Way: “…start listening to the "Hits" and "Now" compilation LPs from end to end. Of course, your conditioned brain will tell you it's all a pile of shite and pale into insignificance compared to the Golden Era in Pop, when you were on the cusp of your adolescent years. Dig deeper into your heart and you will know that you are just lying to yourself. All eras in pop music are golden ages, or will be looked upon as such by the only generation that matters at any given time. Not only are all ages in chart pop equal, chart pop never changes, it only appears to change on its surface level. Unwrap pop's layers and what we are left with is the same old plate of meat and two veg that have kept generations of pop pickers well satisfied.”

If you are a music fan, as I am, and have some time on your hands, which I don’t, read this – its quite fun, and very easy to follow.

I think that I might just might make having a chart topper one of my New Year’s resolutions.