Pentagon rolls out stealth PR - Yahoo! News

Yahoo! News: “The [US] military wants to fight the information war against al-Qaeda through … "novelty items" such as T-shirts and bumper stickers.”

“The war against terror will be fought in the skies, on the land and the sea, in the hearts and minds of the citizens of this great land…and on the bumpers of your cars and the nipples of your chests. God bless America.”

I wish I had $300 million dollars to fight terrorism. I’d make sure that strippers and bikers got pro-American tats. I wonder if there’s some sort of a grant program. On second thought, I probably couldn’t qualify with this idea – its not like strippers and bikers need any encouragement to stick Old Glory on their ass.