How to start a conversation with a Big Media Intellectual Property Weenie

I’ll be keeping this close by just in case I have a chance meeting with Sam Bulte or any other  Big Media stooge

"You bark every time there’s a knock at the door, you idiotic, guano ingesting, cat molesting, reprehensible stripling of a profoundly disturbed city administrator."

 – the Abuse-a-tron.